OCD Actual Conversation

April 23rd, 2008

Below is a log of an actual online conversation that I had with a friend. This paints a better picture of the douchebags that I associate with. Some details have been removed/changed — I wouldn’t want to out him for being the piece of shit that he truly is.

Anonymous Asshole Friend
haha, i havent had that yet, but i had a pretty comical experience over the past couple weeks
i was trying to mack it to this girl who i met at the st patricks day parade, a friend of (name removed) basically
she was around last week

OfficialChrisDuncan
haha, NICE
those are the kind of girls that I like… ones that are around, baby
haha

Anonymous Asshole Friend
and she was like, i dont want to say all over me

OfficialChrisDuncan
you can, go ahead

Anonymous Asshole Friend
but touching, and like, seeking out my conversation the whole night
and i talked to her the whole time
and we both got hammered

OfficialChrisDuncan
oh yeah

Anonymous Asshole Friend
and i honestly dont really remember a thing i talked about with her

OfficialChrisDuncan
hahahaha
that’s FUCKING awesome

Anonymous Asshole Friend
i ended up walking home i assume
never said goodbye
or maybe i did, but i doubt it

OfficialChrisDuncan
the old drunken bolt

Anonymous Asshole Friend
so shes coming to the game last sat
and she like, gave me a good hello and whatnot
and anyway, after the whole day, i didnt really talk to her
btu i talked to her at the bar afterwards
and like, 2 different times i was striking up conversation, and she would answer me
and be like, yeah i actually told you this

OfficialChrisDuncan
haha, and you’re like “oh yeahhhhH!”

Anonymous Asshole Friend
i also was hitting on a different girl the whole time at the game

OfficialChrisDuncan
hahahah

Anonymous Asshole Friend
who was at the game, didnt really knw her … but she recognized … me from riding the subway
so i was like, a commuting celebrity to her

OfficialChrisDuncan
hahaha… that’s a good in

Anonymous Asshole Friend
i figured i had it in the bag

OfficialChrisDuncan
yeah, the “you know who I am” routine
“and you happen to care”

Anonymous Asshole Friend
and shes super hot, so i talked to her the whole time
“so…what stop to do youget off”

OfficialChrisDuncan
haha, good work…

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