OCD Actual Work Email

So I'm working on "girl outreach" for a series of events coming up this month. I've been in touch with a handful of Playboy Special Edition models about working these events. Today, I got a hilarious email from one of the girls regarding her availability...

Hey chris! I just wanted to give you a heads up..I should be available for this function, however I am having a cosmetic procedure done this monday..After talking with my doctor he said I should be okay in time for this event...But just in case I wanted to let you know in the event I am not able to make it...

I approve. As Beyonce says on the Time Warner Cable commercial: UPGRADE! UPGRADE!