OCD Actual Work Email

May 1st, 2008

So I’m working on “girl outreach” for a series of events coming up this month. I’ve been in touch with a handful of Playboy Special Edition models about working these events. Today, I got a hilarious email from one of the girls regarding her availability…

Hey chris! I just wanted to give you a heads up..I should be available for this function, however I am having a cosmetic procedure done this monday..After talking with my doctor he said I should be okay in time for this event…But just in case I wanted to let you know in the event I am not able to make it…

I approve. As Beyonce says on the Time Warner Cable commercial: UPGRADE! UPGRADE!

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