The Real World Hollywood is Special

May 5th, 2008

We watched the last Real World and I have to say that I was thoroughly entertained. We didn’t get very far into the LA version of this show without encountering the infamous promoter-douchebag species. I have to deal with some of these people at work and they are quite greasy. Some are better than others, but of course Brianna brought home the biggest douche of them all: JoJo. He’s got a faux-hawk, wears eyeliner, opts not to wear a shirt under his hoodie, and has no problem dry-humping people in public.

JoJo mounts Brianna as Kimberly and Sarah watch in horror… and prepare their next holier-than-thou speech for Bri (because they care about her, not because they’re judgmental)

I’ve been praying on a daily basis that this guy makes a return to the show. The most impressive feat (other than bringing his douchebaggery into the house) was when he essentially mounted Brianna as the roomies were hanging out in the kitchen. It would be one thing if they were alone and Brianna wasn’t wearing boy-shorts and a thong… but this d-bag is forcing the issue (and his semi) into the uncomfortable zone. Also, does anybody else think that Brianna looks like “The Twins” from The Matrix: Reloaded?

Brianna is going for the Matrix: Reloaded look