OCD Quote of the Day 8/6
August 6th, 2008
“News: Smith looked sharp during Friday’s training camp, despite missing the first hour of practice while struggling to provide a urine sample for a drug test, the Baltimore Sun reports.” - ESPN Fantasy Football Player News
Troy Smith is strugg-a-ling to urinate. When I read this, I figured that it meant he was having trouble draining the snake. Alex thought it might mean that he misplaced his urine sample. In any case, it looks like Troy Smith might be in the market for a Whizzinator. Remember when you used crayons to draw people and everybody’s skin was peach? Luckily, these badboys come in a variety of colors: white, tan, “latino” (hahahaha), brown, and black. I was going to get one of those for myself, but they didn’t come in childrens’ sizes.
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ok, since no one has said anything yet I have to finally point out how ludicrous the color “latino” is… please don’t call me a racist, but it’s not like I would say Chris’ skin color is asian (well half-asian).