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Sean Avery is hilarious but also a d-bag. Elisha Cuthbert’s ex felt the need to run his mouth now that people know his name. It has to suck when you’re more known for your ex-girlfriends or a publishing internship than your actual career in the NHL. At the same time, it’s not Elisha Cuthbert’s fault that she likes to bone hockey players. I sense a bit of jealousy in Sean Avery’s comments. Would you ever see his name in the news (or a box score) unless he said something extreme? Reading the original article, I ended up seeing Mr. Avery’s profile picture on ESPN. Lame. Here’s more visual evidence of his douchebaggery:

Did he buy those glasses off of Lenny Kravitz?

I wonder what he's going to say about Shanahan when they break up

• CW to spin off Gossip Girl into Jenny Humphrey show?
• Knight Rider is officially dead.  Next up: American Gladiators.
• In smart but less-than-innovative plan, The Dark Knight will be re-released in theaters 6 weeks after the DVD release. Also, The Dark Knight to debut on VOD before DVD in Korea.
• Entertainment Weekly declares Seth MacFarlane “smartest man in TV”. Apparently, ripping off The Simpsons makes you a genius.
• Colt McCoy wins Big 12 Offensive Player of the Year… then named second team All Big 12 QB. Huh?
• MySpace to offer videos through mobile.
• IFC unveils for domestic trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s Che starring Benicio Del Toro.
• Check out first images of Christian Bale and Johnny Depp (as John Dillinger) in Public Enemies.
• Apparently, Stephen Colbert reads my blog and has “declared war on Kanye West”.
• For The Record: Britney’s ratings good but not great.
• For the fiends: New Lost trailers.
• BBC News: How to deliver a ransom to pirates.
• Check out the new Aftermath & Eminem mixtape. Also, Eminem - Number One.

Client Number 9’s last call girl, Ashley Dupre, did an interview with People magazine recently.  It’s not really news that Eliot Spitzer was “strickly business”. However, normal girls don’t get paid thousands of dollars for sex… at least not in straight cash.  Did you already figure out that HCH stands for High Class Hooker?  She had a few select quotes that I felt obliged to share:

“I’m a normal girl.”

“This wasn’t any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them. The only difference is I can pay my rent.”

“Some guys, they want to have conversations and really get to know each other. With him, it clearly was not like that. It was more of a transaction. Strictly business.  I was there for a purpose — not to wonder who [he] could be.”

Unfortunately, you won’t find this quality on Craigslist

• Beauty and the Geek celebrity version coming to MTV?
• Watch almost any sporting event live on the internet. (at the bottom)
• Showtime plans reality show about hookers…
• Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up. So sad…
• Will Nicole Kidman quit acting?
• LAT decides to use a jackass headline on article about McCain winning Missouri.
• GnR, Paul McCartney to debut albums on MySpace. The future! (Thanks, John)
• Are you ready for BRITNEY? (Thanks, Lindsay)