Sean Avery is hilarious but also a d-bag. Elisha Cuthbert’s ex felt the need to run his mouth now that people know his name. It has to suck when you’re more known for your ex-girlfriends or a publishing internship than your actual career in the NHL. At the same time, it’s not Elisha Cuthbert’s fault that she likes to bone hockey players. I sense a bit of jealousy in Sean Avery’s comments. Would you ever see his name in the news (or a box score) unless he said something extreme? Reading the original article, I ended up seeing Mr. Avery’s profile picture on ESPN. Lame. Here’s more visual evidence of his douchebaggery:
Did he buy those glasses off of Lenny Kravitz?
I wonder what he's going to say about Shanahan when they break up
This conversation occurred a couple days ago with a friend who had gotten into a car accident. Earlier in that day, he had told me that advertising and marketing were evil and that anybody in that field of work was basically soulless. Then he t-boned some marketing student that ran a red light. But it gets entertaining when it starts to get a little bit creepy.
My friend decided to get in touch with the witness that vouched for him. He did it in an usually manner though. This is from a guy who refuses to use facebook because he think it’s narcissistic and stalkerish. He adamantly denied any of it being skeezy though. I want you all to read this and vote in the poll below.
AnonymousAssholeFriend: A&M marketing major, ran a fucking red light and i t-boned his ass (who was also driving a mazda 6) and splattered my whole engine across the street AnonymousAssholeFriend: luckily it was his fault, so I guess your marketing “fuck you in the ass” gods tried to send me a message AnonymousAssholeFriend: nevertheless, fuck them, they didn’t change my opinion and I fucking hate them even more OfficialChrisDuncan: but doesn’t that kid/insurance have to take care of it? AnonymousAssholeFriend: yeah, but it’s an insurance company so i’m probably going to get lowballed and not be able to buy as badass a car as that was AnonymousAssholeFriend: the guy said he’d been drinking but since i’m a nice guy i didn’t tell the popo that or else he would have been double fucked OfficialChrisDuncan: nice dude… good karma AnonymousAssholeFriend: just bought that shit a month and a half ago AnonymousAssholeFriend: and get this… the girl who was a witness had her name and number on the police report i got tonight … looked her up on myspace 18 and hot OfficialChrisDuncan: you’re a creep AnonymousAssholeFriend: so i texted her and thanked her and we exchanged like 3 more messages OfficialChrisDuncan: you’re a huge creep AnonymousAssholeFriend: and she was like “let me know if i can do anything else or hopefully i’ll see you around on campus” OfficialChrisDuncan: holy shit, you have a girlfriend now AnonymousAssholeFriend: nah, unfortunately *****’s new ladyfriend is also his neighbor, so anything’s hard to pull off at this point AnonymousAssholeFriend: hey… all i did was text her thanks which i was going to do anyway before i saw she was pretty good looking OfficialChrisDuncan: you are a creep… you know what’s creepier than friending people you don’t know that well on facebook? AnonymousAssholeFriend: whatever, the dude wasn’t going to say he ran the light she did me a huge favor OfficialChrisDuncan: taking their number from a police report, looking them up on MySpace, then combining thanking them with flirting with them AnonymousAssholeFriend: haha, she didn’t seem to mind OfficialChrisDuncan: I didn’t say she wasn’t a stupid 18 year old… I said you were creepy AnonymousAssholeFriend: listen, all i did was say “thanks for being my witness” OfficialChrisDuncan: you probably put a smiley face in there or something OfficialChrisDuncan: admit it AnonymousAssholeFriend: haha, i actually did… with a wink OfficialChrisDuncan: NO FUCKING WAY YOU CREEP OfficialChrisDuncan: that’s so hilarious AnonymousAssholeFriend: just a “thanks for looking out” emoticon OfficialChrisDuncan: I see, you were trying to speak the 18 year old lingo AnonymousAssholeFriend: all i was doing was saying thanks… she didn’t have to respond AnonymousAssholeFriend: but she saw me last night and probably thought i was a sexy man so was encouraged to respond back OfficialChrisDuncan: yeah, I guess she knew she was destined to be with a guy who drove a Mazda 6… and that night it was just fate AnonymousAssholeFriend: man, i’m the least creepy dude around, i take offense to that OfficialChrisDuncan: hahaha AnonymousAssholeFriend: “got your number off the police report, just wanted to say thanks for being my witness AnonymousAssholeFriend: wtf was that AnonymousAssholeFriend: anyway, that’s all i said.. i didn’t ask her to get together even after she texted me back a couple more times OfficialChrisDuncan: we’ll let the internet be the judge of that
And this gem is a separate exchange that I had with another friends. My friends are impressively creepy.
AnonymousAssholeFriend: i love dillon texas OfficialChrisDuncan: ? AnonymousAssholeFriend: the little town in friday night lights OfficialChrisDuncan: hahah AnonymousAssholeFriend: NBD AnonymousAssholeFriend: i could seriously jack off to like 4 or 5 girl characters in this show OfficialChrisDuncan: congrats
OCD was launched in early 2008 by the Official Chris Duncan. He writes about pop culture and current events including entertainment news, trashy reality TV, sports, politics, and celebrity culture.
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