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Let me be one of the first to promote the theory that Kanye West’s dancing is even worse than his singing. Too bad there’s no autotuner for dancing… because Kanye sucks at it. I first noticed his attempts at dance on either Conan or Letterman a few weeks ago. He was all by himself in front of the band, so he spastically jerked around. I know that it’s pathetic and horrible dancing because it looked much like something that I would attempt. However, I’m not trying to be the next Michael Jackson… and it takes a lot of booze to convince me to “get down” like that. TMZ and MediaTakeOut have both highlighted his horrific dancing from the last episode of Saturday Night Live.

Can we also note that Kanye posted these videos on his blog and spelled the name of his song incorrectly? I know it’s minor… but he called it “Love Lock Down” instead of “Love Lockdown”. Normally, I’d let this pass… but it’s probably due to somebody ghostwriting for him. Note that his domain name is registered by echomusic LLC. echomusic LLC specializes in marketing (listing music blogs as one of their specialties) and is owned by Ticketmaster. Hmmm…

• Warcraft “leading cause” of college dropouts.
• The Guardian: The Dark Knight has most ridiculous plot of 2008.
• Rihanna shows some cleav.
• List of people/businesses swindled by Bernard Madoff.
• SNL writers read my blog, create David Paterson Weekend Update appearance.  However, David Paterson doesn’t think blind people jokes are funny.
• Pictures: Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
• Picture: Shawty got a donk.
• Tim McGraw has #1 fragrance aptly named “McGraw”. Faith Hill to create a fragrance as well.
• Michael Jackson wore a crazy Zorro outfit to court.  Sad.
• Kanye wears a lot of red to Z100’s Jingle Ball.  Did he borrow that tux from Brandon Flowers?
• The Hangover (movie) looks pretty funny.
• Mark Cuban says down with the frohawk.
• Arsenal midfielder Djourou is a bigtime metrosexual.
• Video: Check out the Japanese commercial for SoftBank starring Brad Pitt and directed by Wes Anderson.   Seriously.

Sean Avery is hilarious but also a d-bag. Elisha Cuthbert’s ex felt the need to run his mouth now that people know his name. It has to suck when you’re more known for your ex-girlfriends or a publishing internship than your actual career in the NHL. At the same time, it’s not Elisha Cuthbert’s fault that she likes to bone hockey players. I sense a bit of jealousy in Sean Avery’s comments. Would you ever see his name in the news (or a box score) unless he said something extreme? Reading the original article, I ended up seeing Mr. Avery’s profile picture on ESPN. Lame. Here’s more visual evidence of his douchebaggery:

Did he buy those glasses off of Lenny Kravitz?

I wonder what he's going to say about Shanahan when they break up

• CW to spin off Gossip Girl into Jenny Humphrey show?
• Knight Rider is officially dead.  Next up: American Gladiators.
• In smart but less-than-innovative plan, The Dark Knight will be re-released in theaters 6 weeks after the DVD release. Also, The Dark Knight to debut on VOD before DVD in Korea.
• Entertainment Weekly declares Seth MacFarlane “smartest man in TV”. Apparently, ripping off The Simpsons makes you a genius.
• Colt McCoy wins Big 12 Offensive Player of the Year… then named second team All Big 12 QB. Huh?
• MySpace to offer videos through mobile.
• IFC unveils for domestic trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s Che starring Benicio Del Toro.
• Check out first images of Christian Bale and Johnny Depp (as John Dillinger) in Public Enemies.
• Apparently, Stephen Colbert reads my blog and has “declared war on Kanye West”.
• For The Record: Britney’s ratings good but not great.
• For the fiends: New Lost trailers.
• BBC News: How to deliver a ransom to pirates.
• Check out the new Aftermath & Eminem mixtape. Also, Eminem - Number One.

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• McDonald’s launches “viral” Quarter Pounder campaign in Japan. It actually looks pretty cool.
• Will Smith, Steven Spielberg may team up for Oldboy. Want to know why you’ve heard of it before?
• Foreplay is overrated. Americans have sex for an average of 7 minutes.
• 64% of Republican voters back Sarah Palin as their 2012 Presidential candidate.
• There’s a spoof movie about a spoof movie coming out. Yes, you read that correctly. Garbage.
• Everything is bigger in Texas. Longhorns fans love sports so much that they will launch their own channel. Hook ‘em!
• Cyber attacks on McCain/Obama came from China.
• MGM, desperate, to put movies on YouTube. Also, American Gladiators. In other news, MGM is also launching an HD channel.
• Fremantle Media also inks a deal with YouTube. The article cites their ownership of American Idol… however, I’m hoping the Family Feud makes it to YT.
• With King of the Hill axed, what does FOX do? Orders a full season of a Family Guy spin-off, of course.
• Batman sues The Dark Knight Director Christopher Nolan. In unrelated news, TDK is about to reach the $1 billion mark.
• Madagascar 2 proves that animated franchise films with famous actor voices MAKE BANK!
• Drunk British hooligans a serious problem; UK & Scotland look to ban happy hours & cheap booze. OCD disapproves.