November 8th, 2008
In case you were wondering what athletes waving a hand in front of their face was all about… it was popularized by DeShawn Stevenson on the Wizards who saw Tony Yayo do it (at about :30) who says 50 Cent’s son Marques actually made it up. This is “I can’t feel my face” whereas John Cena says “you can’t see me“. Now you know.
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November 7th, 2008
Sure, I had a team named “Kurt Warner = Donkey Feces” when I picked him in the first round a few years ago… but I like the guy. I just think it’s funny that his “story” is no longer “from grocery check out line to NFL QB” … it’s “washed up QB that fumbled every snap is now good again”. Keep in mind… he already has two NFL MVPs and one Super Bowl MVP. Also, the Maradona quotes are worth reading.
Maradona <3 Cocaine
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May 9th, 2008
I'm in Chicago at our corporate headquarters picking up supplies for
our concert at the Darkroom. The Heavy is about to rock this town.
That's why I have to make sure our girls have their wifebeaters and
got2b hair gel to pass out.
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May 1st, 2008
So I’m working on “girl outreach” for a series of events coming up this month. I’ve been in touch with a handful of Playboy Special Edition models about working these events. Today, I got a hilarious email from one of the girls regarding her availability…
Hey chris! I just wanted to give you a heads up..I should be available for this function, however I am having a cosmetic procedure done this monday..After talking with my doctor he said I should be okay in time for this event…But just in case I wanted to let you know in the event I am not able to make it…
I approve. As Beyonce says on the Time Warner Cable commercial: UPGRADE! UPGRADE!
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April 24th, 2008
We're at Suzie Wong for our Sauza party. Tonight we have a Hornitos
event with an open bar from 8-11 pm. Sorry, the list is closed.
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April 2nd, 2008
Awesome picture by my buddy Alex. Kiefer Sutherland at 2AM after a night on the town (drinking) stopping by the local hot dog joint for a snack. Allegedly he was with a pretty woman who allegedly did not want to be photographed. Who cares… it’s Jack Bauer.
Thumbs up to Kiefer for the grizzle. Props to Alex for the ’stache.
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March 7th, 2008
This picture is not a sandy beach or a beautiful woman… its New York
(West Village specifically) at 6:30 am. My car came at 7:30, so why on
Earth would I be out on the street at that time? The answer: Mexican
customs fucked me.
We sent down five boxes last week and three got stuck in customs. We
paid a few hundred dollars to get the tool box and other supplies
released. But for the other two boxes, they wanted us to pay 83000
pesos each (that's $8000). Fuck that.
The problem with that is the precious cargo in one of the boxes.
Unfortunately there was a pinstripe fedora in the shipment that
Jennifer Hurt was going to wear. We promised the client that she'd
look like a mobster to promote the Hitman DVD. So that forced me to
search for a new costume.
Luckily that was quite easy since I live in the West Village. Fantasy
Land is a mere 2 blocks away. Not only did I get the mafia girl
outfit, but I also picked up a few new Pyrex pieces. I <3 New York.
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February 21st, 2008
Just in case you were holding your breath waiting for closure, here are some updates on previous items. If none of the below is confusing, then you read my blog way too fucking much.
OCD INTERVIEW: MARK FRAZIER & BLAIR O’NEAL
I’ve been in some recent correspondence with Blair, who was one of my bodypainted models. Looks like she’ll probably work at the Playboy Golf Scramble in Phoenix. Recently, I’ve had a Playmate, the Playmate “mother”, and the guy who runs Playboy Golf tell me to come out to LA for the Scramble Finals. I’ve never been to the Playboy Mansion, so this would be a great time to do that. Unfortunately, that’s not how it works. I’m going to be in Cabo until the day I’d need to be in LA. So that’s either really good or really bad. Now, I have to convince them to fly me there…
AMERICAN GLADIATORS SUCKS
I don’t really think I need to go over this again.
FIRE ISIAH @ MSG
I made the signs and the Knicks lost… so that part went as planned. I couldn’t get everybody into it though. Maybe that’s a good thing. Since we could’ve been kicked out for having a FIRE ISIAH sign.
BECOMING LESS FAT
Recap coming later.
TRASHING THE BUCKET LIST
I’ll never see this movie and I’m nearly positive that it’s a piece of shit. It did much better than the horrible failure that I predicted. I said 45 with a max of 60 mill at the domestic box office. That was obviously insane. I had originally typed 60 with a 75 million domestic box office as a ceiling. It’ll probably peter out before it even sniffs $100 million which should be within the next few weeks.
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February 18th, 2008
Official Chris Duncan is an official dumbass. I locked my rental car keys
in the car. Now Im waiting for a locksmith to reactivate the Ford
Fusion. My flight is at 1:20 and its just about noon. Its going to
take about 30 minutesto get to the airport and another 30 to return
the car, take the shuttle, and check in. I'm possibly fucked. Wish me
luck.
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February 17th, 2008
I'm at a BU college apt. Nothing posses me off more than people not
having fun. Fuck Maxim. Fuck Heidi. Fuck any jackass that uses 10 oz of
gel every day.
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January 31st, 2008
I'm headed to Madden Bowl 08 in Scottsdale. Too bad I already know
that I suck at Madden while inebriated. That's why Alex currently has
a one-game win streak against me. All I want to do is beat Patrick
Willis. User pickz, beeeyotch.
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