Michael Vick Takes Biggest Paycut in History

September 15th, 2008

The guy used to be worth tens of millions of dollars and now makes less than a dollar a day. According to his lawyers (via USA Today)

“The debtor is not employed (except for employment in prison for wages of 12 cents per hour).”

Michael Vick’s life is completely destroyed. He’s got herpes, no money, and lives in prison. We all thought Marcus Vick had the ultimate meltdown when he stomped on Elvis Dumervil’s leg and pulled a gun in McDonald’s. At least Marcus has his freedom and also a hot girlfriend, Delicia Cordon.

Delicia Cordon makes being a failure feel quite alright

Michael Vick AKA Ron Mexico AKA Ookie used to make $700,000 per game. That doesn’t count the millions he made from endorsements and dog fighting either. The Michael Vick Experience just isn’t what it used to be.

Those extras make more money than Michael Vick

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1 Comment

  1. Anonymous

    The punishment does not fit the crime. Rapists and child molesters get less time. Free Vick.

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