From this point forward, I will refer to my “fans” as OCDeez. I think it’s fittingly offensive yet affectionate. If you don’t like it, F you. Don’t worry though — we can make Diddy-style transitions to sweet new aliases. You can send me suggestions. They probably won’t be as funny as what I come up with though.
But this post is about the opinions of the Deez. There have been numerous polls on this site since its inception with some more surprising than others. We have made incredible discoveries: Sean Connery’s Domestic Abuse Is Divisive, Everybody Thinks Matthew McConaughey Uses HGH, and Tim Tebow’s Croc-Wearing Can Be Forgiven.
Riding the V train this morning, I saw some extreme hipster fashion. I am 100% against skinny jeans and I could NEVER rock a pair like this. I think these are made for a 12 year-old girl except they’re on a 25 year-old dude. Even if I chose to wear them, I don’t know if I could physically get my body (and huge junk) into them. Take the poll below and let me know if these skinny jeans are TOO SKINNY:
He may have crammed his penis into those jeans, but no denim can ever contain his shame
We got to Le Royale at about 11:15. We hung out by the bar for about 10 minutes trying to figure out exactly what was going on. It seemed every empty and didn’t seem like anybody around us was interested in music. Then we realized that there was an upstairs area. On the upper floor, there was another bar and then a dance floor area with bottle service tables surrounding it. Some guy that was definitely not Xavier was manning the decks when we arrived. It was great because Alex thought that it was going to be 100% hipsters and their weird fashion, so he was rocking a 1980’s olympics hat and a sweatband. I tried to explain that the core demographic was “white kids”, which is much wider demographic that isn’t necessarily “down” with hipsters. He looked a little bit out of place.
Alex and I felt like something was off as scanned the crowd from a good spot along the rail. The small pockets of people didn’t reallly seem to be meshing. It was still early, but it didn’t seem like we were dealing with a cohesive group. My theory was that the key skill required for attending this event was internet savvy. You had to buy tickets on Going.com. We stood in a line when we first arrived because kids WITHOUT tickets were lining up. So I think it was just a lot of random people that would never hang out otherwise. Alex still had hope that a dance party would break out (and I didn’t think he was wrong), so we decided to perform an experiment. He bet that the dance party would take over the dance floor within 30 minutes, so I set the timer on my iPhone. The 30 minute time period passed quickly and there was still no dance party.
At this point, Alex started to feel sick, so we stepped outside for some fresh air. That was good and bad… we saw the next DJ show up with (with his apprentice/bitch carrying his mixer). Five minutes later, we saw Xavier trying to cross the street. He was with his girl (pretty blonde girl that looked similar to Rachel Hunter) and they stood outside for a good 20 minutes. I guess now is a good time to reveal that both of us forgot to bring our cameras… so fucking stupid. I did find one video from the performance … it went up an hour ago — I love the internet. You can tell that the dance/scream party got bumping much later on. This video is of Xavier rocking the Phantom II Soulwax Remix.
OCD was launched in early 2008 by the Official Chris Duncan. He writes about pop culture and current events including entertainment news, trashy reality TV, sports, politics, and celebrity culture.
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