The Official Chris Duncan Web Site

Mr. Phoenix was on Letterman last night and looked like a complete greaseball. I guess it’s a part of his act where he pretends he wants to be a rapper and Casey Affleck films it… but in any case, it wasn’t very funny. I was happy that Letterman took the time to hammer him concluding the interview with, “Joaquin, I’m sorry you couldn’t be here tonight”. At least you were temporarily the #1 search trend on twitter, asshole.

He couldn’t even set up his own movie clip (Two Lovers) and pretended he had no idea what was going on. It was quite annoying. If you’re going for a new persona, at least make it worth watching. You have three options Joaquin Rafael Bottom (Wikipedia says that’s his real name): make your fake rap act more interesting, go back to being a real actor, or disappear. As Tom Sizemore eloquently stated in True Romance, “You’re an actor. ACT, motherfucker!”  Here’s a picture of him looking like a hobo and his Letterman interview:

This February, Joaquin Phoenix IS homeless

Jimbo Wales is an innovator. He’s also a big time Google hater and has said that the world’s #1 search engine is severely flawed and lacks openness. Jimmy “Jimbo” Wales is the mind behind Bomis, Wikipedia and Wikia Search. Everybody knows Wikipedia… but people know less about his first project, Bomis, and his most recent project, Wikia Search. You might think he’s a squeaky clean, Silicon Valley nerd… but Bomis was a “babe search engine” and it was discovered that he’s EDITED HIS OWN WIKIPEDIA ENTRY multiple times. The newest project, Wikia Search, was supposed to compete with Google by providing an community-powered search experience. Users could essentially grade the results that they received. Most recently, they added an app platform called WiseAPPS. None of that matters now. Google released “Search Wiki” yesterday and logged in users can do literally the same thing … but with Google. Considering the clout that Google already has by running Blogger, YouTube, and Gmail, it won’t be long until this outstrips Wikia Search. See you later, Jimbo Wales and Wikia Search. Also, has anybody ever noticed how SHITTY the search is within Wikipedia? Unless somebody has created a redirect, you get completely irrelevant results if you mispell anything. Maybe he should focus on that.

Jimbo Wales, we hardly knew ye

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• George Clooney is down with the stache.
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• Flashback: Letterman did a show with no commercials over 10 years ago. Think about it TV, internet, and mobile video producers.