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My excuse for this lazy post: too many holiday parties and Mad Men.  One of my new favorite quotes comes from an episode I just watched: “We drink because it’s what men do.”  This picture below and my buddy’s comment are also entertaining:

Please don't send me any virtual beers or snowballs

“i find that especially interesting as his daily journey begins with flirting…then finding out what kind of person he is/should date. then finding out if hes a stalker…then becoming in a “complicated” relationship. thats some day.” - JRM

• Melrose Place spinoff coming?
• Don’t smoke cigarettes… smoke Japanese fake cigarettes.
• Somebody kill Brian Austin Green… Megan Fox is so god damn hot.
• Guy Ritchie gets $75 mn and a house in his divorce settlement with Madonna (or Madge, as the Brits call her). I need to swing something like this.
• The Crow will be re-made… and probably will suck.
• Fox orders scripted musical show for primetime… horrible.  It’s called Glee.
• Romantic comedies “spoil your love life”.
• Zane Lamprey loves his job hosting a drinking show, tries to save the show by holding rallies.  NYC is Thursday.

Linz walked the red carpet and showed off her svelt look and also her undies. ThisIsLondon has posted pictures from the MTV Movie Awards.

• An untimely gust of wind lifted Lindsay Lohan’s dress before she could fight it back down.
• Rumer Willis still needs chin-reduction surgery
• Megan Fox looked amazing and should never stand next to anybody EVER… it’s just not fair (she’s also smart enough to hold her dress down)
• Anne Hathaway, who I think is dreamy, wins award for most resembling the main character from the movie Powder
• As much as I want to hate Heidi Montague, she looks FUCKING great
• Sarah Jessica Parker broke the world record for eyeshadow… she looks like she’s possessed
• Rainn Wilson came oh-so-close to Brian-Austin-Greening Megan Fox

I figured this was enough to constitute a blog post. Megan Fox was nice enough to take her top off and show her absolutely perfect body. Thanks to Mangan for sending this link and making my day/week/year/life. Mangan will be blogging all summer from the Dirty Jersey shore, so check it out.

Too bad Megan Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. You know, the guy from fucking 90210. Who wants to rent a U-Haul, buy a weapon, and find his house with me? I had to categorize this as bat-shit-crazy because it still baffles me that BAG scored Megan Fox. Extreme bitterness.

Check it out here… before the server crashes.

This is Brian Austin Green mocking you