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French Playboy is awesome.  This month’s cover model will be Lydia Hearst.  Last month, it was Lily Cole.  I think it’s more acceptable to pose for French Playboy (it’s considered a fashion magazine to a certain degree), but it would be AMAZING to have those girls in the US version of Playboy.  Links to coverage are below.

Allen Iverson IS talkin’ ’bout practice

• Lydia Hearst is on the cover of French Playboy. It was Lily Cole last month. Hot.
• Palin starts her 2012 campaign early…
• Two of my favorite things make sweet love: Adam Duritz of Counting Crows to produce Broken Lizard movie Freeloader.
• Poehler out, SNL adds Chris Elliot’s daughter and Michaela Watkins.

Texas has the #2 recruitment class in NCAA basketball… here’s Jordan Hamilton, Destroyer of Worlds:

• ConAgra partners with MSN for online comedy series. Back to the OLD showbiz business model…
• This high school soccer player should be beaten for this stupid movie.
• Lil Wayne to perform at the CMAs tonight.
• Barack Obama collects Conan the Barbarian and Spider-Man comics.
• MadTV canceled. More surprisingly, there are 350 episodes of that show.
• Check out The Killers new single “Spaceman”. I can’t stand Mr. Brightside anymore, but The Killers still rock.
• YouTube to broadcast live event with most popular YouTube stars on 11/22
• Yankee Stadium to set up replay downloading, video uploads, and fan chatting on mobile phones.  Genius.
• ESPN will bid on 2010 BCS games.

Welcome to OCD 2.0.  I hope the new look is actually better.  You’ll also notice that there are a few new features: a forum where you can talk to me and other users, an image gallery (with nothing on it yet), and a “send a tip” function on the bottom of the sidebar.  Register on the forum and get started.

Mike Ditka’s Supports Movember

• McDonald’s launches “viral” Quarter Pounder campaign in Japan. It actually looks pretty cool.
• Will Smith, Steven Spielberg may team up for Oldboy. Want to know why you’ve heard of it before?
• Foreplay is overrated. Americans have sex for an average of 7 minutes.
• 64% of Republican voters back Sarah Palin as their 2012 Presidential candidate.
• There’s a spoof movie about a spoof movie coming out. Yes, you read that correctly. Garbage.
• Everything is bigger in Texas. Longhorns fans love sports so much that they will launch their own channel. Hook ‘em!
• Cyber attacks on McCain/Obama came from China.
• MGM, desperate, to put movies on YouTube. Also, American Gladiators. In other news, MGM is also launching an HD channel.
• Fremantle Media also inks a deal with YouTube. The article cites their ownership of American Idol… however, I’m hoping the Family Feud makes it to YT.
• With King of the Hill axed, what does FOX do? Orders a full season of a Family Guy spin-off, of course.
• Batman sues The Dark Knight Director Christopher Nolan. In unrelated news, TDK is about to reach the $1 billion mark.
• Madagascar 2 proves that animated franchise films with famous actor voices MAKE BANK!
• Drunk British hooligans a serious problem; UK & Scotland look to ban happy hours & cheap booze. OCD disapproves.

In case you were wondering what athletes waving a hand in front of their face was all about… it was popularized by DeShawn Stevenson on the Wizards who saw Tony Yayo do it (at about :30) who says 50 Cent’s son Marques actually made it up. This is “I can’t feel my face” whereas John Cena says “you can’t see me“. Now you know.

• Prince William is starting to look old.
• Sex and the City II is coming. That was quick.
• Lost is back Wednesday January 21st.
• The World Series of Poker is on a 117 day hiatus so ESPN can air the final two players going heads up for the bracelet on Monday. But it won’t be live, it’ll be “same-day” coverage. Huh?
• McCain will be on Leno Tuesday. McCain and Palin… The Morning After
• Is Oprah pulling the plug in 2011?
• 30 seconds commercials during the upcoming Oscars cost about $1.6 million.
• Anybody want to guess what’s going on here? My two theories: election party or that weird dude is a male prostitute.
• Stephon Marbury: “One day I might be able to buy the Knicks.” If they keep paying him $22 million to do nothing, he might be right.
• Apple now the #2 provider of smartphones worldwide behind Nokia.
• UPDATE: Obamas will not get dog until Spring. Big news. Also, Willie Williams would respect Obama’s taste in rides.

How much do you spend on dope threads? Well, you’d spend more if you were a VP candidate… along the lines of 6 figures in a few months. This is absolutely nutty.

The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.

My one response: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! If you donated to the RNC, I’m sure you’re happy that Palin will have a sick wardrobe when she goes back to obscurity (and I don’t mean Alaska).

Julius Erving is the man. Well-known for his dunks and short shorts, you can see him in Dr. Pepper commercials now. I’m not sure which of those impresses Dorus Madden the most, but I am quite impressed with her. So that brings us to the question of the day: Would you rather have Dorus Madden or Sarah Palin? I think Dorus wins in my book… barely.