The good places in New York always have people waiting outside. This place is so exclusive that the line starts forming at noon. It’s the chop’t in midtown. It’s not a club. chop’t is a place to get lunch. I know the line may move quickly… but this is insane. I guess lots of people like salad.
A challenge was issued and accepted. On Wednesday, the Playboy office is facing High Times in softball. It’s kind of a tradition, but this is the first time the game is being played in about 3 years. Apparently, facebook and College Humor were set to face off in beer pong… but then it got canceled. Softball is so much classier.
Our squad is made up of 16 people from marketing, editorial, security, and licensing. I think our security crew of Jimmy and Bobby will provide a lot of power — they play in the Staten Island softball league. We’re borrowing my good friend Danny from MTV and expect big things. I’ve been roiding for the past 4 weeks in preparation for the big day.
Currently, our sponsors are up in the air. We’re thinking box wine but might end up with liquor in the clubhouse. In any case, I’m positive that we’ll have lost track of the game by the end. We made some sweet uniforms for the game… BONERS 2008! The game is Wednesday in Central Park. Merciless stoner bashing is scheduled for a 6:30 PM start.
I'm sure you've dreamed about working for a big time company like
Playboy. But I can tell you what it's REALLY like. I will go into more
detail on the company as I develop this blog.
However, there's one aspect of working here that literally pisses me
off. Our bathroom is HORRIBLE. In the picture, it doesn't look so bad.
But take a look at two details you may not have noticed:
The Floor: It is beautiful granite or marble but the problem is that
its black. The floor is effectively a mirror. I love being able to SEE
my stall neighbor if I happen to look down.
The Tile Splashguard: Look at the waist-high wall separating the sinks
and urinals. Again, it's a beautiful setup … but it barely covers
my junk. If there are two tall people next to each other, there is
definitely the threat of peripheral penis. I always wash my hands on
the middle sink and use the right-side urinal.
Maybe my follow up post will have a candid cell phone picture of
somebody while they're brown-berrying (also known as dingle-
berrying… which is what I call using the blackberry while on the
toilet). I'm taking credit for both terms unless somebody can prove
they came up with them!
OCD was launched in early 2008 by the Official Chris Duncan. He writes about pop culture and current events including entertainment news, trashy reality TV, sports, politics, and celebrity culture.
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